Bumper schtickers

I watched a commercial for Penn State today enjoyed the mediocre voice-over for Abington that occurred during the “go to Penn State in your area”. ¬†Having gone there for two horrible, horrible years I’m thinking of producing a PSU: Abington bumper sticker. ¬†“Abington: Because I’m too Pretentious for Bucks County Community College” or “Abington: Because my parents are paying”.