My lampshaded dog must take antibiotics twice a day and recently I’ve been rolling the pills into cheese singles and feeding Max thusly. Today I ran out of cheese and instead made a 1/2″ ball of peanut butter with a juicy Levaquin core. This worked well for his morning dose so I reckoned it’d be fine for the evening. Well, Max initially licked it up and it fell to the end of his cone as a lump, in an attempt to lick it he ran his lampshade against the oven door and dislodged the ball onto the door. Not to be deterred, he licked the door of the oven clean of peanut butter and after a flash of discovery continued to remove the dried gravy my brother spilled from yesterday’s ham.