My lampshaded dog must take antibiotics twice a day and recently I’ve been rolling the pills into cheese singles and feeding Max thusly. Â Today I ran out of cheese and instead made a 1/2″ ball of peanut butter with a juicy Levaquin core. Â This worked well for his morning dose so I reckoned it’d be fine for the evening. Â Well, Max initially licked it up and it fell to the end of his cone as a lump, in an attempt to lick it he ran his lampshade against the oven door and dislodged the ball onto the door. Â Not to be deterred, he licked the door of the oven clean of peanut butter and after a flash of discovery continued to remove the dried gravy my brother spilled from yesterday’s ham.