I hate Black Friday. It violates the sacred ideal of cooperation that applies to all non-cr4ck3r nerd (fuck (|24(|< 3|25). It pits nerd vs. nerd in a pre-dawn bum rush. Today, I arrived at Best Buy at 4 AM and saw few parking spots. Frown. I then saw the folks at the front of the line appeared not have shaved in a few days. A nerd norm, but when I saw the same unshavenness 70 people back, I knew I would not get the unnecessarily discounted DVD player I sought. Frown. I went hope and bummed around on the internet and on eBay saw the DVD player I looked for being sold by USADVD4L3SS, and at a net price about the same as Best Buy. Smile.