In a bit of hurry to camp this morning, I stopped at McDonalds to grab brunch and not normally purchasing breakfast I asked for a breakfast sandwich, I could get it, I asked for a Ranch wrap, I couldn’t get it, I asked for an apple pie, I couldn’t get it but saw the person next to me get a milk shake.  Apparently a milk shake qualifies as a breakfast food but a wrap isn’t?  The wrap is identical to a burrito except you replace the egg with a little piece of chicken and they offer McNuggets in the morning (I asked).  I should have asked that they wrap McNuggets in a tortilla and then demanded that their morning foods decisions make sense.  Who pops their head off the pillow and says “Coffee’s for faggots, I want a Shamrock shake to get me going”, they should serve it with a Danish so you could have a cavity by lunch.  Stupid McDonalds crazy food time decisions…