I had to speak with my IH0052 about the final I was going to miss and after following him in I attempted to leave and was quickly baffled by the dizzying array of doors, elevators, armed guards, and one way passages in the sarcophagus of education. Never having been in the Anderson Building of Social Sciences where each door is marked CAUTION emergency exit suggesting if I opened it sirens and lasers would go off. I quickly went from looking like student to patient following around people for 20 minutes trying to find a way out stumbling around as a confused fat man in a Hawaii shirt. Finally, I heard a ding and a door opening. I broke into a fat-man-turbo-stumble and ninja rolled out the door yelling “freedom!” to the great confusion of the gaggle of women that allowed by egress.