SuburbanAdventure

Kook at Temple’s Main Concourse: Worshipping anything but God directly is idolotry and a sin?
Me: Wouldn’t worshipping God directly be impossible, as we’re incapable of understanding infinity?
Kook at Temple’s Main Concourse: You can still worship God without idolotry.
Me: But you’re saying it’s a sin to worship the idea of God or at least [...]

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I volunteered to provide program for the next Playwicki Round Table and asked for a few items from the crowd, namely wine corks, 1000ml glass jars, lead sinkers and some fine wire.  Everyone looked at me funny until I indicated that nothing would be lit on fire, blown up or directly exposed [...]

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Dr. Muparthi: We’ve covered the asset and liability portions of the cash flow equation, are there any questions before we continue?
Me: WHAT ABOUT EQUITY! *fist pump* For people who weren’t at the 2007 session of Summer Camp at Ockanickon
My Finance class doesn’t exactly consist of numerical geniuses, but I nonetheless assumed a certain [...]

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I have no idea what’s happening in my stat class.  I kicks me in the face every Tuesday and Thursday for 1.25 hours.  Example from today:
Instructor: Mr. Robinson, how did you determine the sum of series of the error?
Me:  Well, I began by calculating the individual series errors and then I… guess [...]

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I’ve recently taken to parking on a different side street near the Trevose station to shorten my walk, and for the last two weeks, every time I return to my car some 200 year-old unfuckable hag in a house dress yells at me for parking on the street.  I point out that [...]

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I sorted like 12,000 Magic cards.  There’s no highlight, I didn’t leave my room.  So, I’m going to cheat and mention something that happened technically today but should be lumped with yesterday.  I visit TJ after dropping off Josh Barkon and then getting lost and sit on his comfy couch and [...]

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If atlaltry had a church I would be its high priest, or at least sit up front where no one else does except for families whose kids are really churchy to the point where it annoys the parents but they don’t say anything about it because other parents think it’s a good [...]

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On Wednesday, I woke up late and missed Finance 3103.  That day, I passed the Finance instructor six times and I was able to avoid him three times, but the other three he gave me this death stare that said “skip my class will you!” with that angry Indian unibrow of his.  [...]

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Heated contract negotiations at OSR which was far from funny. Instead I have this nugget from last day at BMS. I came upon the world’s most amazing door stop.
Yep, it’s a patent award plaque being used to prop open a door. That’s how I want to be [...]

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While I hate the duck, it does fill a waste disposal niche that has gone otherwise empty.  Max will eat most anything that’s sweet, meat or fat.  The cat takes care of some odd stuff like making sure soup cans are cleaned out and eating used q-tips.  When we had gerbils that [...]

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