I really thought I updated the page today. The post involved my brother’s return from Europe with someone on the R3, it was a bit funny, but luckily I was sleep drunk and decided to make the world’s deadliest cheesecake.

What’s that on there you say? What makes it so deadly? The exponential distribution as a model for failure, that’s what! I’m particularly enamored with the memoryless property of the distribution, to the point where if I every become the first actuary/philosopher, it shall be a cornerstone of that idea. Anyway, the cake was expired as I found out ex post facto and tasted like ass.