SuburbanAdventure

Another installment in the series “shit Joe dreams about”
-So, I’m in the Whitehouse and I have this scone, I’m not quite sure what kind it is but I think it’s some sort of berry, or chocolate chips, I don’t know because it’s dark.  I’ve got the president’s scone and I start running [...]

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The iPod adapter for my car radio is giant.  It fits nowhere and comes with 12 feet of cable going from the radio to the adapter, as if I drive an Escalade and want to plug into the iPod of the guy piloting the boat I’m towing.  I looked online for the [...]

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I though I got all the stinkbugs.  Now there’s a whole bunch of little ones walking around my window.  I felt a little bad thinking “I killed his mom and dad” until he flew into my caffeine free diet Cream Soda, the greatest of diet sodas.  Vengeance was sweet and thorough [...]

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The Jehovah’s Witnesses returned, this time with a guy that had taped glasses.  I assume he’s the big guns.  I did some research in preparation for the showdown at my driveway.
Warning! I went into the primal state of cro-magnon nerd debate rage and these are the sections I remembered.
Him: I’ve been informed [...]

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If you haven’t see SNL’s Digital Short “Dick in a Box” you should.  There’s a bulb on my desk.  I don’t know where it came from or what it goes to, but it looks pretty important and has a neat connector on the bottom.  I like to think it goes into some [...]

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My music collection has grown beyond my beloved Samsung YH-999 player and I victoriously purchased a used 80 gig iPod from eBay. I asked the seller what was included, when the battery had last been replaced, if there were any dead pixels and thought I had asked all the possible questions I could about [...]

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51 2:32 AM Friday, Pyrrhic victory, see below.
50 10:29 PM, On Marcus’ head.
49 4:37 PM, Artifacts commons and uncommons box.
48 4:19 PM, Blue commons and uncommons box, at least he was next to the Counterspells.
47 4:01 PM, White commons and uncommons box, missed him.
46 3:42 PM, Green commons and uncommons box.
45 3:33 PM, White [...]

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As part of graduation, I must take a seminar on business dining.  The presenter was rather obviously on her fourth career after being in Philadanco, theater at U Penn, HR at Guy Carpenter and now the illustrious Fox School of Business at Temple.  Of all the seminars of this type I’ve [...]

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I made a cable organizer today out of the top of a box of paper and a tray table for my treadmill so I can type and walk at the same time.  I neutralized some hydrochloric acid my father had lying around, did a homework assignment due Friday and wrote a letter [...]

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A little amber light lit up on my dashboard.  I drove a bit more before realizing it was the low fuel light.  I hadn’t needed to fill the tank since I got the car. Tee hee hee.  I should get a gas can before I forget what it is again.

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