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I went absolutely apeshit on the Bible information guy at the Temple Belltower.  Normally, it’s polite banter and we exchange points and pass our merry way.  Today, I got into a heated argument over the nature of business ethics with the TA for my business ethics class. I try to be [...]

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I went to the Constitution Center today and discovered something funnier than small black children at the Camden Aquarium giving fish the finger.  Medium black children shouting “your mom” and “that’s what she said” during a presentation about the ratification of the Constitution.  Walking around the center nearly called me physical [...]

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I’ve discovered the dark side of Facebook.  Dennis Curran is now in contact with me.  The man I once called “Denny” and “Den Den” has already started talking to me.  This is the man, I once spent a 10 minute period have a conversation with him where I replied to every [...]

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Best Bible Verses Evar.  (With the possible exception of “So God he smote the gentiles and crushed their teeth like pottery” from some forgotten section of the apocrypha)
Instructor: Mr. Robinson, I don’t think you actually attended last Tuesday’s class.
Me: What makes you say that?
Instructor: Well, you turned in your participation sheet [...]

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Pete: So how long have you been awake?
Me: About 28 hours.
Pete: What do you use to stay awake?
Me: Sausage, lots of sausage.
Pete: How could that possibly work?
Me: Well, I’m awake, aren’t I.

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After my sleepless scholastic ordeal I had to fight to stay awake until class, knowing that if I fell asleep on the train, I wouldn’t wake up until I was either at the Philadelphia Airport or in West Trenton, both bad.  I made it into Finance and quickly fell asleep to the [...]

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As part of a group presentation for Act Sci 3596 I volunteered to stitch together the sections of the report my group was to turn in from the constituent parts thinking “they’re seniors, how bad could their writing be?”
Things I encountered-
Someone cited the same reference 18 times in the span of 1/2 [...]

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I woke up at 2:30 and I’m sure glad I did. After my two previous bouts with the Jehovah’s Witnesses their propaganda war is continuing.

The amazing part is the date. November 2007. They obviously didn’t just print this for the first time as in October the Ms. Roberts [...]

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So, after faking friends and food yesterday Whit, Joe and I wound up at camp to steal a lamp.  We then watched far too much Venture Brothers and I returned home at 5:00 AM to my brother and father getting ready to leave for work.  They looked at me quizzically until I [...]

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I invented some friends so I could go over their house and celebrate Thanksgiving so I wouldn’t have to have dinner with my parents.  At 23, I’m now officially a teenager.

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