SuburbanAdventure

I had one class today.  One f&*%ing teacher that was heartless dedicated enough to have class the day before Thanksgiving.  She promised us that the class would be more lighthearted than normal and I think 1/2 of us attended with the intent of finding out what “light-hearted” meant to a probability [...]

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Somehow we got to discussing the types of treatments each of us issued to our turkeys and the condiment Worcestershire Sauce came up.  Someone pronounced it “WHIS-tih-shear” and another said “WUSS-tih-shear” and asked me for the official pronunciation.  My camp training kicked in and I responded with “War-Chester-Shire Sauce” and they [...]

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I bought RAM to replace the RAM I was sending in that was busted.  I but a large premium on having a continuously operating computer.  So I figure I’d send back RAM B once RAM A was repaired and take the 8 dollar hit for having to send it back and pay [...]

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I could have woken up before 11:00 AM, I could have have gone home and done my homework and I could have done the camp work I set out to do that would prevent irate leaders from emailing me.  Instead I woke up at noon, skipped homework and watched Transformers the [...]

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Day 0 - Me: Bill, I think we should charge leaders a flat rate for the week that units can fill how ever they want.
Bill:  I don’t think we can go quite that far, I think a half week limit would be a good starting point, that’d be good.
Day 1 - Me: Bill, [...]

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I enter the train at about 11:53 and the train is full except for a grumpy looking man sitting on the aisle and blocking the open space with a coat and Dunkin’ Donuts bag.  I ask him to move in, which he refuses, I stand there blocking traffic and he stands, grabs [...]

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I skipped Stat. to work on my group project for Act Sci. 3596, so started my day with some TF2.  And didn’t stand up again for three hours.  Good job, Terry gaining that edge by skipping school.

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I met with my project group for Business Ethics and our topic was essentially “Do corporations influence or decisions on status symbols”.  Short answer: duh.  After about 20 minutes of talking, I quickly realized that no one in the group could actually come up with a reasonable argument that didn’t consider [...]

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For Nerds: I got my USB headset today so I can play Team Fortress 2 and make witty comments to my team-mates and hopefully, suck less.  So I’m part of a strike force to take the enemy intel and my job was to sap the sentry guns that were stopping us.  The [...]

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We’re discussing sexual crimes in my Law in Society class and were discussing the finer points of rape pertaining to having sex with someone in the dark who one things is their spouse.  Everyone has a specific term they used: I used “make woopie”, the instructor used “carnal knowledge” and one [...]

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