After FNM, Gregg Wilson and I wanted to accost Marcus Schneider who works at Five Guys for somehow being a manager there. I went in under the guise of purchasing food, a guise I take on very well and upon seeing him not there I ordered a large french fry and a bacon cheeseburger.
Guy: We’re out of large fry containers so you can’t have one.
Me: What?
Guy: My manager doesn’t know how to order things so we don’t have any jumbo fries. Doesn’t really matter because you don’t need that many fries. I can’t even finish them. It’s just two small fries together.
Who does this guy think he is? Not only is he saying that I don’t know how much potato I want but that he can out-eat me. I left in disgust… after I got my bacon cheeseburger and two small orders of fries.







…why not just give you two small fry containers of fries and avoid the whole kerfuffle?
We have them down here – Cheeburger Cheeburger! is still a favorite, but I like Five Guys burgers better.
Malts, FTW!
…why not just give you two small fry containers of fries and avoid the whole kerfuffle?
We have them down here – Cheeburger Cheeburger! is still a favorite, but I like Five Guys burgers better.
Malts, FTW!