Where's my bacon!

I didn’t sleep much yesterday evening and was kinda giggly at Friday Night Magic (FNM). I brought a router to add to the store so I could dick around online during events in between rules questions and while waiting to install it practiced my impression of a router undercover as a horseshoe crab.  Trevor Rowe (pictured, right) said something dumb and I wanted to hit him, so I chose another way to hit him.

I call it the router slap.  It’s the IT equivalent of a bitch slap.  I strongly recommend all GeekSquad employees learn this maneuver.   I think the whole picture is sold by the guy with the Fritos doing the “oh shit!” face in the background and the guy over my right arm.