Advertiser's Wet Dream

I’m currently sitting in BA 2101 and looking over the shoulder of the guy in front of me’s laptop.  He’s on a Nike-fanboy site talking about some guy who stole prototypes of a new color (it was gold with green sparkles).  His Flickr feed consisted of pictures of his shoes in front of monuments and stuff  and he’s a moderator on NikeTalk.   During this he took a picture of his shoes in class. Somewhere, a marketing executive for Nike has just climaxed while a child factory worker shed a single tear.