Me: Ma’am, do you know where I can find canned blueberries or a berry compote?
Genuardi’s Attendant: Hm… I think they’re in party supplies, they go in birthday pies.  If they’re not their, I’m pretty sure it’s in with the pastas in the Ethnic Food Aisle.  If that doesn’t work, try condiments with other crushed vegetables.
(20 minutes of searching her stupid red herrings)
Me: Ma’am, I found them.  In the canned food aisle.
Genuardi’s Attendant: Where?
Me: In the canned fruit section.  Specifically, canned berries.