Building A Better Mouse Trap

The mice have figured out how to pass by the palisade of alcohol which normally keeps our two worlds separate and with that our primary cabinet for cereal has been expanded to crackers and mouse poop in terms of uneaten contents.  I went to Lowes’ to buy mousetraps and was curious about a new type of sticky traps that seemed to have embedded pesticides.  My two favorite went under the grade name of “euthanol” and “genonide”.  They were probably going to market something with “holocaustium” until the Anti_defamation League convinced them otherwise.

View CommentsBuilding A Better Mouse Trap

  • Kyle

    Those aare nothing, n00b:

    For example:

    Herbicides:
    Confront
    Drive SF
    Dismiss
    Horsepower
    Quicksilver
    Sterling

    Fungicides:
    Touche
    Endorse
    Banner
    Raven
    Dovetail

    Insecticides:
    Cease Fire
    Firebird Pro
    Scimitar
    Sevendust

    Growth Regulation:
    Primo
    Goldwing
    Trimmit
    Cutdown
    Cutless

  • Kyle

    Those aare nothing, n00b:

    For example:

    Herbicides:
    Confront
    Drive SF
    Dismiss
    Horsepower
    Quicksilver
    Sterling

    Fungicides:
    Touche
    Endorse
    Banner
    Raven
    Dovetail

    Insecticides:
    Cease Fire
    Firebird Pro
    Scimitar
    Sevendust

    Growth Regulation:
    Primo
    Goldwing
    Trimmit
    Cutdown
    Cutless

  • Kyle

    Those aare nothing, n00b:

    For example:

    Herbicides:
    Confront
    Drive SF
    Dismiss
    Horsepower
    Quicksilver
    Sterling

    Fungicides:
    Touche
    Endorse
    Banner
    Raven
    Dovetail

    Insecticides:
    Cease Fire
    Firebird Pro
    Scimitar
    Sevendust

    Growth Regulation:
    Primo
    Goldwing
    Trimmit
    Cutdown
    Cutless

  • Cube 2120C

    Try Coca Cola….or a No Frills facsimile of Coke. Mice love the sugar….hate the bubbles….but by then it's too late after having ingested the Coke. Mice can't fart, so they just kinda blow up until they rupture internally.
    I've never tried this, but I read about it once in Mother Earth News, so it must be true…….
    Probably not a PETA-Approved extermination method, nor is it a very pleasant way to go. But, don't ask….don't tell.

  • Cube 2120C

    Try Coca Cola….or a No Frills facsimile of Coke. Mice love the sugar….hate the bubbles….but by then it's too late after having ingested the Coke. Mice can't fart, so they just kinda blow up until they rupture internally.
    I've never tried this, but I read about it once in Mother Earth News, so it must be true…….
    Probably not a PETA-Approved extermination method, nor is it a very pleasant way to go. But, don't ask….don't tell.

  • I use standard spring traps, as I know exactly where the corpse will be.
    Terry Robinson

  • I use standard spring traps, as I know exactly where the corpse will be.
    Terry Robinson

  • Cube 2120C

    Try Coca Cola….or a No Frills facsimile of Coke. Mice love the sugar….hate the bubbles….but by then it's too late after having ingested the Coke. Mice can't fart, so they just kinda blow up until they rupture internally.
    I've never tried this, but I read about it once in Mother Earth News, so it must be true…….
    Probably not a PETA-Approved extermination method, nor is it a very pleasant way to go. But, don't ask….don't tell.

  • I use standard spring traps, as I know exactly where the corpse will be.
    Terry Robinson

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