I went food shopping the other day for the first time in over a month and acquired two mules worth of food. But with the oven broke, our options are limited. So, I decided to play it subtle. During unloading:
Dad: Stewwing potatoes, stew meat, chicken stock, chili mix, Crockpot Delights, and stuff for the toaster oven. I guess I should look into getting a new bake element for the oven if I ever want to use a fork again.