The actual printers in our office don’t work yet but we found a somewhat close but hard to find printer. My first set of directions weren’t clear enough so I provided the following:
Go up the stairs everyone uses to make phone calls because it’s the only place that gets more than two bars that used to empty into the front door of the giant freezer that had a “NO EXPLOSIVES” next to an “EXPLOSIVE-RESISTANT FREEZER” sign. Exit the loud door and walk past filing cabinets plastered with art from Publisher 95 corresponding to the last time this “precious data” was used. Make a left before the soul-sucking morass of cubes and then a prompt right at the giant empty koala head. Make a prompt right before the line of coffee stains and listen for cursing, crying and grinding to find the printer.
