Literal translation from conversation with housekeeping:
Him: Why do you not bring in cake?
Me: I have broken my kitchen.
Him: What part?
Me: The box that heats things.
Him: The microwave?
Me: No, the box that heats things that is not the microwave.
Him: The toaster?
Me: No, the box that heats thing that is not the toaster.
Him: The microwave?
Me: When I fix my heat box I will prepare a cake the size of the Fat Lady.
Him: Good *thumbs up*
