There’s a faucet in the downstairs powder room/half bath that leaks. This wouldn’t normally be nothing more than an annoyance, but it’s also the case that the faucet doesn’t work. One can twirl the handles to one’s heart’s content and not an additional drop will escape. It’s essentially a leaky pipe with an incredibly ornate catch basin. That’s my house: A leaky faucet on a non-functioning sink.