I made a batch of bilaminate brownies to bring into work today. These would be my last as I had no more Mondays before my firing. People came by throughout the day to issue their best wishes but largely to have a brownie, but one person was moreso affected than most:
Him: Bilaminate brownie!
Him: That was the first thing you brought in wasn’t it?
Me: I think so.
Him: *far-away look* These are the last. *sniffle* Excuse me. *runs out*
I asked him if he was crying. He insists he was late for a meeting.