The Friday of the Camporee was scheduled to include an instructional campfire. Most kids don’t know how to assemble a skit from scratch nor how to make a bad one suck less, so Joe and I decided to show them. We put together a collection of songs, games, and cheers (exactly zero of them, I hate cheers) but wanted a new skit. I scoured the web for new materials and after checking at least two hundred links I found a single new run-on.
Two guys are throwing propane back and forth. 3rd guy comes by, asks what they’re doing. Response? Passing gas.
Hard to believe that a skit involving throwing a propane can near a fire was the only one I hadn’t seen. This is why I entitled this section “Run-ons: Where funny goes to die”.