I mentioned to a coworker that I was buying an iMac to do some xcode development:

Joe: That’s a lot of Apple devices.
Me: What do you mean, I only have a *thinks* iPhone, iPad, and iPod.
Joe: That’s 4, which is nearly fanboy-level.
Me: Nah, I think my Windows netbook, desktop, home server, web server, exercise computer, big laptop, and overwhelming urge to buy a Ford Fiesta to get a vehicle with Sync balances it out.
Joe: You’re safe.

If I get another Apple device, I’m going to have to buy 2 Microsoft products to keep the peace.