My brother got a new dog creatively named “Rex”. He is a mix of genetic party favors but appears to have a goodly streak of American Pitbull Terrier in him marked by the a wide smile I would call arrogant (the dog, not my brother). Rex is young and when he came over our aged Max quickly tired of him.
Me: Can you tell your dog to stop mounting Max?
Ryan: Max started it.
Me: Max can barely make it up stairs let alone make an effective pass and literally screwing the pooch. Please restrain your dog.
Ryan: You’re just jealous that my dog is better than your dog.
Me: You were the one that picked out Max in the first place. So, sure, you’re better at picking out dogs than you are.
Ryan: That’s what I thought.