I had two event tickets to get rid of so I gave stubhub a try as a way to sell them. Both sold within 48 hours of posting and I was off to the FedEx Kinko’s store to send them.
Me: Do you have envelopes that accept non-adhesive labels?
Kinko’s Guy: Yeah, go to the mailing station over there, it’s blueeeeee (he held onto the “o” noise for a few seconds). There will be the bad ass little envelopes with a clear window on them.
Kinko’s Guy: I can show youuuuu if you get lost.
Me: I’ll be fine, I think. *walks to station, gets envelope, inserts label* I’d like to send this.
Kinko’s Guy: Sweeeeeeeet. *holds envelope in front of him*
I wish I could bring this stoned vigor to my workplace.