Suburban Adventure

I though I got all the stinkbugs.  Now there’s a whole bunch of little ones walking around my window.  I felt a little bad thinking “I killed his mom and dad” until he flew into my caffeine free diet Cream Soda, the greatest of diet sodas.  Vengeance was sweet and thorough and [...]

51 2:32 AM Friday, Pyrrhic victory, see below.
50 10:29 PM, On Marcus’ head.
49 4:37 PM, Artifacts commons and uncommons box.
48 4:19 PM, Blue commons and uncommons box, at least he was next to the Counterspells.
47 4:01 PM, White commons and uncommons box, missed him.
46 3:42 PM, Green commons and uncommons box.
45 3:33 PM, White commons [...]

Dispatch from the Frontline: Stinkbug Death Count
39 11:56 PM, 09 Oct 2007, I may have killed the queen.  Were it not to be the queen, I killed the queen’s mom.
38 6:55 PM, 09 Oct 2007, they have not learned to stay off the light bulb
37 6:00 PM, 09 Oct 2007, they have learned to stay [...]

I fell asleep in Finance and felt no remorse about sleeping through it.  At the end of class I woke up and the guy next to me asked if got little sleep during the weekend.
Me: Nope, I slept this weekend.  My brain cells liked it so much they thought they’d start training to [...]