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I want to start and join some odd Facebook groups so I can send invites to my enemies: “Terry Robinson thinks you’d like to become a fan of Not Amounting to Anything/Sodomizing Melons/Decaffeinated Goat Fucking/Treating Cats Like People/Dick Punching/Snoring At Weddings” Just [...] I’m watching my coworker nearly attack the large, Soviet-style printer to the left of me. The thing jams like Dizzy Gillespie and no longer faxes. A coworker commented that this was caused by increased complication of modern gadgets and that he wanted a phone that just made calls and printer that just printed. Being a child [...] I’ve been reading up on modern physics since camp ended to try and get back into the swing things. After finally figuring out math of Hawking Radiation and how holographic information theory works i broached books with fewer pictures and more equations. I got most of these texts from the library and as the difficulty level increased [...] I purchased a few cans of dusting agent to, well dust and thought to use the remains of the can in an attempt to add effervescence back into my then flat Diet Mountain Dew. I grabbed a paper towel to wipe the soda from screen after spitting out one of the foulest fluids I’ve ever tasted [...] I had an idea for a banner in front of the Science Center. “OSR Science: The only place in Scouting you can talk about torquing Uranus without violating youth protection” -Ed. with should be [...] CSI: Ockanickon. I don’t know how it will work, or what it will include, or even what it means, but I want to [...] “Due to global warming all pictures of the sun in requirements for Soil and Water Conservation must be drawn with an angry face rather than a happy face” “Stabbing yourself in woodcarving will no longer be accepted for the wound dressing requirement of First Aid merit badge” I still want to do the byproduct of combined merit badges. Public [...] I’d really like to run a Headline News segment to open camp in some way incorporated each week’s troops into consideration. Idea: Due to the demands of Troop (largest troop of the week), the airband competition now has a Air Marching Band award. I don’t know if it’s too narrow, but hey at least I’m not making fun [...] From Sam Capagrossi, a skit idea. Everyone knows the JC Penney skit whereby people come in succession with interesting clothing and a bystander asks the source of these threads to which the constant reply is “JC Penney”. Finally, a sparsely dressed man appears, is asked for his name, and wryly responds “JC Penney”, hilarity ensues as the [...] |
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