PowerThirst Scout Ad

Sometime in November I’m gunning to make a Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator-style ad for Scouting.  Tell me if you have a dumb phrase or image to add:

  • Program so intense saying the pledge of allegiance will send you into a coma
  • You’ll learn so much about citizenship you’ll be able to vote twice (like in Chicago)
  • It’s like playing sports except instead of running in circles and getting trophies made of plastic you run up mountains and get patches made of awesome.  Awesome also happens to be sell great on eBay.
  • You’ll Scout so hard that you’ll put entire platoons of army rangers out of a job and you’ll stop their whining by silencing them with the mesmerizing power of the sheet bend.
  • We’ll give you skills with an S instead of skills with a z because that’s how it’s spelled, damn it.
  • You’ll learn so much you’ll get a Nobel prize in knowing everything about the outdoors.  And you’ll use the metal to create a solar oven to cook a velociraptor you trapped with a snare made out hair from your pet herd of rabid wolverines.
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    You'll learn the power of TEAMBUILDING and then you'll be able to TEAMBUILD stuff like TEAMBUILDING games and you'll be able to TEAMBUILD your games so awesomely that you'll eventually TEAMBUILD AN ENTIRE CAR ACROSS A PARKING LOT.

    You'll scout so hard your hair will explode into ninjas which you will then be able to blind with the power of bald!

  • Absolute genius…. Go on.

  • Karen Sugarpie

    You'll lash a latter to the moon and then kick crap out of some MOON SCOUTS!

    You'll scout so hard you'll turn your Class A into a Class A+.

    You want citizenship? How about CITIZEN-RIPPED! Its like drinking a supermodel wrapped in the American flag!

    Ockanickon….how about SHOCKANICKON!

  • Secret admirer

    I <3 U

  • Secret admirer

    I <3 U

  • It's like walking an old lady across the street, except the old lady is boredom and instead of walking her across the street you kick the crap out of her