I did my monthly soda run yesterday and no longer needed to use my morning coffee voucher to get diet cola, so I got the French Vanilla girly coffee which I’m delighted to have found punishes neither my colon nor rectum. Dashing for the train, the coffee was left ignore.
Hours later I returned remembering the coffee and eyeing up its semi-warmness but waited. I dumped the coffee into a cup and started adding cherry cola and took a swig.
Flavor: Remember those little cherry stickers you got in 3rd grade that had little smiling cherries on them? Imagine there was also a smiling coffee bean sticker that practiced sticker cannibalism and bit the cherry, and then you drunk his urine. Same flavor, same temperature, although the effect dropped as the soda fraction jumped. I doubt anthropomorphic fruit-stickers have carbonated urine, but they may, they’re anthropomorphic fruit-stickers.