I normally don’t revel in the failed translations of others having butchered a number of languages, but this was simply too good. Lets see if the topic gets my own blog banned by my work’s IT guys. Anyway, Wired.com, the intrepid reporters they are, covered a Japanese Entertainment…. yes, Entertainment convention and covered such important topics as the Raelians views on human rights. One of the vendors had a very…. advanced product touted because of its awesome English site. It can only be described as an Epic Fail for Babelfish (As an aside, holy shit, altavista still exists). Want a fake marriage hole for a semi-medical purpose made by a stubborn craftsman? Check it out! Please note that some features are silicone while others are silicon, owww.