A Mystery Solved, A Mystery Found

On 22 Nov 2008 at 2:22 PM tragedy struck the Internet: the boss picture of a shirtless Mark Twain taking a moment between being America’s greatest humorist and killing wolverines with his mustache.

With Mega-Twain

Without Mega-Twain

What went through 117.200.160.212‘s head when he or she made this change?  Was he or she like “this picture is so amazing [...]

Mug Travesty

The Playwicki Dinner was un-remarkable. The Roast for Lew Mohr involved some strong language and I got to jab him for my hatred of his damn-near jingoistic emails that he refuses to recognize as spam despite having 2000 recipients all listed in the “To” line and enough flag gifs and smileys to reduce 1997 to [...]

Mug Travesty

The Playwicki Dinner was un-remarkable. The Roast for Lew Mohr involved some strong language and I got to jab him for my hatred of his damn-near jingoistic emails that he refuses to recognize as spam despite having 2000 recipients all listed in the “To” line and enough flag gifs and smileys to reduce 1997 to [...]

Phone-Do

Driving to work at the crack of noon involves sharing the road with the retired, jobless, and equally late.  I got stuck behind this guy on his phone waving frantically and driving erratically.  These are the kind of people that make me not answer my phone when I’m driving… sometimes.  I passed him on Street Rd [...]