I’ve been biking to work for about four months and all and all it’s been wonderful. I’ve used a total of six subway tokens since then which pleases me greatly.

The Bike/Bus lane on Walnut is usually treated as another traffic lane and this morning, I came to a red with bumper to bumper traffic, hopped off my bike, walked it across the street, hopped back on at the other side while the flow of traffic still had a red and resumed riding in the Bike/Bus lane. The light turned green and the driver behind me started honking and yelling “get out of the lane”. This is when my knee-jerk contrarianism kicked in and I brought my bike to a complete stop, counted to four, and turned around yelling “This is a bike and bus lane, you are neither of those”.

When I turned back around, hiding my embarrassment as having yelling at a car in traffic, I saw that traffic was at a complete stop some 2 car lengths ahead of me. I lifted my bike onto the side walk, crossed the street on foot, and rode off to work.

This is the first time I purposefully turned myself in a road hazard to prove a point. I’m curious if I choose to do so again.

Philadelphia’s subways sometimes feel like something I don’t use so much as borrow. Every day, I get on at 40th St sometime between 8:45 and 9:20 and return home sometime after 6:30. The closer to 8:00am I board the train the more business-like the ridership. As I get earlier or later, that trails off to this collection of unidentifiables and crazies. They’re the background radiation of commuting. Before about 5am and after about 11pm they outnumber regular passengers (commuters, those seeking entertainment, students) and they tend to be louder. Having loud phone conversations with other parties that may not be there, rechecking their bags for some quantity of belongings, or simply sleeping.

The subway has its own demographic weather. There’s obviously rushes every morning and evening for commuters, but there are student rushes during the day as private and charter schools start or end their days. During lunch times, there’s a disproportionate chance of some group showing in force. Every Tuesday or so there’s a lot of disabled veterans and every Thursday afternoon there seems to be an unusual number of queer riders. I’ve not mustered the nerve to ask one of these folks if there’s a community meeting, or luncheon, or what have you that they attend or to see if I’m just subject to apophenia.

Sometimes, late at night, I’ll step onto a subway car where I’m the only person seemingly using the subway to get somewhere and I feel like I’m interrupting. I try not to wake anyone or interrupt someone dancing to music that may not exist and stand close to the door. This is their living room and I’m uninvited. Three stops later I’ll step out and catch a glance with another rider who feels the same way and we exchange a look like two people who just left a party that was in no way what they thought it would be. This library-like quietude seems like it’d make for a good studying environment in case of emergency.

In a way, these always denizens make me feel safe. If someone decided to try and stab me and steal my wallet, there’d at least be four unreliable witnesses in the car. Or, once the person got my wallet, everyone would ask that now obviously more monied person for change. Not even another homeless person wants to endure that.

Cultural Infiltration

Suzie was in Philadelphia and we visited the Italian Market, an area around 9th Street that is the oldest continuously operating outdoor fresh market in America. Philadelphia has an idiosyncratic foodie scene and the degree of specialization isn’t quite that of New York as you can get caviar and Mac n’ Cheese in the same store:
Caviar over Easy Mac

I felt peckish and purchased a 1/2 lb of dried peaches which I devoured before we stopped in to DiBruno’s, the most famous cheesemonger in Philadelphia. Our attendant, no monger, NO guide knew his cheeses but was skeptical of my dislike of goat cheese. He gave us an array of four and I was able to pick out the goaty infiltrator. For a moment, he gazed into my eyes and he saw me as the cheese journeyman I am.
Infinite Cheeses
DiBruno’s will give you a free sample of damn near anything and Suzie and I consumed about thirty 1/4 oz samples but there was one case where you didn’t get it free: Jabon Iberico. It’s a cured meat that clocks in at $129.99 a lb and is produced on a single Spanish farm by two brothers whose pigs eat nothing but acorns for the last six years of their lives. Each slice is like consuming a $2.00 bill. It wasn’t bad, but won’t make the charcuterie board at my next party any time soon.
Obscenely Expensive Meat
After DiBruno’s, we visited the Magic Garden on South Street which is a single giant mural created by Isaiah Zanger over 14 years. It opened in 2008 and re-defines mixed media.
Pathway
The Magic Garden seems like it’d be very dangerous after it rained but has a bunch of Easter Eggs in it like book passages and famous quotes spelled out in ceramic tiles in places one wouldn’t expect. Indoors, there was a children’s art area where a kid had indicated that he wanted his superpower to be to summon a herd of beavers.
Beavers
On the way back the car, we found the Philadelphia exit to the Bat Cave.
Bat Door

Philadelphia is a place I want to walk around more, but right now don’t have the time. I’m slowly learning its neighborhoods and what I consider to be the corridors of interesting. There are streets you can walk down that have a flavor to them but others that due to serendipity and zoning are quite boring. They probably have their own secrets and their own stories but they are not as obvious or yielded as easily. I’ve skimmed the cream off and drank of Center City and the Old City. Now I need to get to know Boathouse Row, the revitalizing Fishtown, as well as some of the areas yet to be touched by revival. Unless I move there, I feel I’ll always be a guest rather than a native. Maybe that will change. There’s always something interesting there.
One Stop Accordian Shop

A final note: Never eat a half pound of dried fruit and then drink a lot later. Your colon will be replaced with a gatling gun. I have a more involved metaphor for this but few are as comfortable with the human colon as I.

Reading Terminal Market

The previous evening ended late and today started early so it was in a bit of a cloud when Mike, Suzie, and I started on the Reading Terminal Market tour.  This was the first site I saw on the way there.
Everyone's Irish

The tour itself was informative and seemingly profitable for the operator and I ran around taking photos afterward.  I’m a sucker for juxtaposition:
Taking a Moment
After the tour, we headed to Chinatown for lunch.

Chinatown

Chinatown in Philadelphia has been up until now “the place we went to eat after Grand Prixs and Pro Tour Magic events with people who were douches about chinese food”.  We ate at Lee Ho Fook’s and Warren Zevon thus played in my head during any lulls in the conversation.  The best of the four dishes was Ben’s salted squid.  It was fried, salty, and squiddy.  I never considered squid much of a distinct flavor but either the spicing or the sizing was enough for me to go “yup, that’s cephalopod”.

Salted Squid

As we walked back to the car and jumped into stores and curiosity shops there was a man at one corner painting a picture of the intersection.  This is the fourth or fifth time that I’ve seen this in Philadelphia and, where possible, I try to take a picture of the work and what they’re focusing on.  I’ve spent more raw time in New York City and Chicago than Philadelphia and I’ve never seen this happen in either of those locations.

Uncluttered Square

This shot is a tone-mapped HDR.  Normally the car sides or the sky would be respectively dark or blown out and the sun streaking across the building sides is present but not overbearing.  I am happy with it.

Eastern State Penitentiary

The final stop was after a long walk to Eastern State Penitentiary, a prison that opened in the 1820s and housed both Al Capone and Willie Sutton.  It is notable for its “recovery through silence” philosophy as well as the state of disrepair it fell into in the 1970s.  The facility is slowly being restored and we took an audio tour which was narrated by Steve Buscemi.  One can still walk around the unrestored areas and entrance is only barred to areas undergoing restoration or that are obviously dangerous.  Here’s one of the unrestored cell blocks.  For reference, the grates are about 3 feet high.
Hallway
Again this is a tonemapped HDR.  I have a more striking version where I dicked with the color and contrast but it didn’t seem right to nudge what was otherwise a documentary photograph.  A side benefit of being ensconced in tons of masonry was that the facility was quite cool.

We then walked to the Art Museum steps and saw Philadelphia’s almost skyline.
From The Art Museum
Mike had driven Suzie and I into the city and was headed south, Suzie was headed west, I was headed north, and Ben was headed home.  I took SEPTA to Trevose and then walked the three miles home from there.  When I got home I was tired but not sleepy so ran a bit.  My Fitbit (pedometer) tells me I walked 36890 steps today for a total of about 22 miles today.  I believe it.

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Those who chose to rested well did and I reaped the benefits of my simple dictum of “I get my own bed”.  My walk to the lobby was midway between a stroll and a lumber and I smiled slightly at no one having died.  The taste of in my mouth was not victory, just non-defeat and I was fine with that.

Almost Everyone

My  evening involved going to New York City with Suzie and Mike, but for now, Cody and Ashley wanted to eat and Cody was happy to find a Cici’s Pizza (somewhat) nearby so he could continue his 40 day streak of eating there.  We drove to New Jersey, went to Cici’s and had crappy pizza and for the first time felt old.  The group member’s ages went 18, 19, 20, and then me at 27 and I felt everyone else was communicating in secret nods to avoid me catching wise to them.

Ending Notes:

  • The medallions I had made for this meet-up had an adhesive back.  Several people immediately stuck them to laptops. I hope they don’t cut themselves.
  • Hot weather sucks.
  • Liquor stores seem to stock lime but not lemon juice.
  • “I get my own bed” is a good policy.
  • Cinci was the meet-up, Philly was the re-union.

Meet-ups, in retrospect, are the part of Team Interrobang I wanted from the beginning.  In a limited way, a video game with friends is a “meet-up” that just happens to be virtual and where the agenda is implied by the medium, e.g. playing the game.  Joining together in meatspace should be easier as we’re born with and then subsequently develop the total toolbox for engagement without intervening contrivances but when the locus of contact is that intervening contrivance such is not the case.  Meet-ups are combinations of excitement and boredom, subterfuge and conspicuousness, and sublime and the quotidian, and of course, sweets.  Philadelphia proved no exception.

While Suzie slept, I baked two berry cheesecakes, four dozen cookies, and 3 lbs of truffles and was happy with the results of each.  The enemy for my baked goods were the same as for myself, the heat, and even with the aid of insulated storage containers, I doubted the truffles would suffer the daytime high of near 100°F well.  But, chocolate re-freezes so I packed the raspberry choco-spheres in parchment paper and they went into my car as everything I touched became coated in sweat.  Getting to Philadelphia was uneventful, parking even less so, and the actual check-in process, minus a hiccup was also dull.  A portent, I hoped.  Parties trickled in, and the evening started at around 8:00 PM with the command of “food”.  Dinner was about a block away and even this almost proved too much due to the heat.  Still, on route, I captured something ellusive: Ben Start enjoying himself.
ShasHasFun
The wait for a table for a table for 17 was about 20 minutes, well long enough to appreciate the blast of air conditioning and to be ok with the restaurant’s somewhat liberal definition of sufficient arm space.  The group was large enough that it broke into three subgroups of which the center had focused on facial hair, including both Ken’s beard:
MmmBeard
and Ben’s beard:
BenBeardBow

I want to make a comment along the lines of “two beards, both alike in dignity” but such isn’t the case.  Ben’s beard is something I’ve simply always know him to have and the idea of seeing his chin seems less likely than me seeing him nude.  Ben’s beard and he have a symbiotic relationship, each supporting the other in defining the greater Overben.  Ken’s beard seems more something willed into existence.  One day, Ken wished for a beard and, after invoking some C++ commands, he recompiled his face and there was beard from non-beard.  I picture him fluffing it out slightly, looking in a mirror and saying “let’s see what this thing can do” keying off a montage of him going about town with people stopping to stare in awe and point while ZZ Top music played in the background.

Dinner wound down, and even a short visit to Rittenhouse Square had us all drenched in sweat, so we returned to the hotel where I forced people to try truffles.  The response to them was so orgiastic we were told by the hotel staff that we were too loud.  They offered us a room on their conference floor where we learned “room” was defined as the landing room for the bank of elevators.  Hazaa.  We sat, we drank, and the evening wound down.  Gha, it was hot.

Next week, 15 folks from my Team Fortress 2 team will be at the Radisson-Warwick in Philadelphia and I really have no intimate knowledge of where the heck we’re going, so my camera and I made our way into Market East Station to figure out how long it’d take to get everywhere and I took pictures along the way.

After exiting Market East station, I had a person ask me for 35 cents to get a breakfast sandwich.  Normally I’m willing to engage panhandlers up to about $5.00 if there’s a bit of showmanship but 35 cents proved to be an amount so small and also the exact amount of change I had on me that the asker was more rendering a service than an inconvenience.  I hate having change in my pockets.

Near Broad and Samsom

Near Broad and Samsom

Philadelphia is a polite city in that I think it is kind to the new arrival as it has a reasonable scope.  The buildings on Market at Liberty Place are the only buildings near 60 stories and they rise gently from the surrounding terrain.  One can see both the base and top of the building at the same time at a reasonable distance and the towers have breathing space.  There are unoccupied spaces and broad sidewalks in most places.  Compare this to midtown Manhattan where one is perpetually in an urban canyon where one feels not like the buildings rise around them but that the pedestrian is somehow buried beneath the actual cityscape.

Grass in Philadelphia

Holy crap, unoccupied space.

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Gentle Scale

The combination of reasonable sized buildings and open spaces along with most of the building boom occurring during the heyday of glass facades results in some neat light effects.  Buildings reflect off of buildings off of buildings making the streets around City Hall the only ones where I’ve ever felt the term “sun-dappled” applied  like some thousand foot tall semi-invisible banyan tree towered over the skyline.

Reflection Explosion #2

Sun-Dappled #1

Reflections Explained

Sun-Dappled #2

Normally, a hall of mirrors shows you nothing as meaningless reflection bounces off of meaningless reflection, I don’t believe that applies to the second photo above.  The light moves back and forth enough that the repeated iterations of scattering and diffusion create a painterly effect (rendering it to a tone-mapped HDR didn’t hurt either).

I feel I’ve been remiss in not spending more time at ground-level in Philadelphia, a place where I can get a day of photography, lunch, and train fare for under $30.00.  I hope to fix this.

William Penn Tower

Obligatory Shot of William Penn Statue

In IH 0051 we’ve been reading the Old Testiment and to win the frequent Biblical pissing matching I’ve been toting the 14 lb. Oxford New Revised Standard Version (with Apocrypha) around Temple. This isn’t too odd as based on my size it looks like I’m a smaller person perusing Reader’s Digest. While reading Genesis I’ve had the score to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat running through my head and I finally got my umbrella back after 3 weeks of use by some smelly-pirate hooker for which I felt sorry in my stat class. After class, I mount the R3 to go home and there are infinite people, mostly in shitty costumes, and there’s no place to sit. So, I’m standing there reading the giant Bible humming show tunes carrying an umbrella on a clear 70° day on Halloween in shorts and sandals with socks when I notice everyone around backing away and getting quiet. I’m used to this to a certain extent as there is a certain surreal quality to a 380lb man whistling on a train, but the clincher was when I made eye contact with a 10 year old dressed as a skeleton leans over to his mother and lips the words “he’s weird”. Welcome to Philadelphia, kids.

In IH 0051 we’ve been reading the Old Testiment and to win the frequent Biblical pissing matching I’ve been toting the 14 lb. Oxford New Revised Standard Version (with Apocrypha) around Temple. This isn’t too odd as based on my size it looks like I’m a smaller person perusing Reader’s Digest. While reading Genesis I’ve had the score to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat running through my head and I finally got my umbrella back after 3 weeks of use by some smelly-pirate hooker for which I felt sorry in my stat class. After class, I mount the R3 to go home and there are infinite people, mostly in shitty costumes, and there’s no place to sit. So, I’m standing there reading the giant Bible humming show tunes carrying an umbrella on a clear 70° day on Halloween in shorts and sandals with socks when I notice everyone around backing away and getting quiet. I’m used to this to a certain extent as there is a certain surreal quality to a 380lb man whistling on a train, but the clincher was when I made eye contact with a 10 year old dressed as a skeleton leans over to his mother and lips the words “he’s weird”. Welcome to Philadelphia, kids.