Hag in Golf Cart: You need to pay for today.
Me Suddenly Awoken: I already paid for today.
Hag in Golf Cart: Nope, you paid for yesterday.
Me Suddenly Awoken: I got here at 6 AM.
Hag in Golf Cart: That was part of yesterday. Today starts at 11 and you need to pay.
Me Suddenly Awoken: Ok.
These are the moments [...]
Contains cursing. A lot.
I wanted to give blu-ray another try after rage-quitting Netflix to see the 900 extra scenes or what have you that were part of the Watchmen Director’s Cut. Considering the hype, I was expected Zack Snyder to not only guide me through the infinite intricacies of the deleted scenes but to also give [...]
Now that the New Year has begun I’ve started to go through the Scrabble Calendar. Each day’s puzzle is more ludicrous than the last with the people who complete them being capable of bending spoons with their minds.
Fake Examples:
What three standard endings can be added to WEEPING for a 14 letter word: SWEEPINGNESSES.
_E_U_ _ A _ [...]
Joe and I decided to get better at Scrabble. We’ve played a bunch of practice games and started to memorize the two and three letter words. Despite this, Chris Fosmire pwned us, partly due to his invented word “THROTLE”, I saw the tiles go down and assumed there was a third T. I’ll never trust my [...]
Joe and I decided to get better at Scrabble. We’ve played a bunch of practice games and started to memorize the two and three letter words. Despite this, Chris Fosmire pwned us, partly due to his invented word “THROTLE”, I saw the tiles go down and assumed there was a third T. I’ll never trust my [...]