The precision fart generator at work has been acting up and we’ve had the designer come out to service it.  He was confident he could find the problem quickly.  After about 5 hours of fiddling I walked by a whispered to him “It can smell fear, it heard you talking trash and broke itself to prove you wrong”.  He laughed politely and about another 2 hours of fiddling later he came over to ask if I had an incense he could burn to calm the device down.  Pride goeth before the fall, device-maker.

The precision fart generator at work has been acting up and we’ve had the designer come out to service it.  He was confident he could find the problem quickly.  After about 5 hours of fiddling I walked by a whispered to him “It can smell fear, it heard you talking trash and broke itself to prove you wrong”.  He laughed politely and about another 2 hours of fiddling later he came over to ask if I had an incense he could burn to calm the device down.  Pride goeth before the fall, device-maker.