We recently reached an impasse in the new fake poo formulation and were discussing it over lunch with comments like “we need more fat to hold it together, how about adding shortening?” or “try it with less peanut butter”.  After freewheeling a couple of these ideas for better poo I overheard an obese woman say “I don’t know what they’re talking about but it sounds delicious”.  I’m tempted to bring her some.