Ryan: I like hot better than cold.
Me: Nah, when it’s cold, I can add clothing, when it’s too hot, there’s only so much I can take off.
Marcus: Unless you took off your skin…
10 minutes later, here’s where things were:
Marcus: Well, I guess we’ll just have to skin a monkey in space and settle this once and for all, smart man.

Later, an argument arose over the tastiest food ever, I stated ice cream cake and Ryan said something about a basketball, Marcus simply replied: The orgasm sandwich.
Me: What the hell’s that?
Marcus: The best sandwich ever.
Me: Well, you got me on that one.