Dave held a grilling feast at his home and I did as was customary for any Robinson food function: I threw the left overs in the lawn.  Dave was very accommodating about this until I started throwing strawberry pits onto his lawn.
Dave: What are you doing?
Me: Don’t worry, some animal will come and eat it.
Dave: My dog’s an indoor dog and the biggest this we have come through here are squirrels.
Me: Looks like you have some work to do.  It also looks like you have other people that live next to you, what are they called…
Dave: Neighbors.
Me: Touche….