Best Bible Verses Evar.  (With the possible exception of “So God he smote the gentiles and crushed their teeth like pottery” from some forgotten section of the apocrypha)

Instructor: Mr. Robinson, I don’t think you actually attended last Tuesday’s class.
Me: What makes you say that?
Instructor: Well, you turned in your participation sheet before anyone else.
Me: So, I still submitted the sheet.
Instructor: It was typed.
Me: *silence*
Instructor:  I recognize that this class is boring but try not to make it too obvious that you’re skipping and having someone else hand in your work.  It makes the other students suspicious.
Me: I’ll try.
Instructor: Thank you, I look forward to not seeing next Tuesday.