Using Short Declarative Sentences:  Many of my posts are beginning to rhyme and I am worried.  My scenery hasn’t changed and I’ve not said anything useful here in some time.  There is a wisdom in humor that comes from novelty and repetition kills that.  I have no immediate fix.  There are other things I’d like to talk about, but I’m not sure about where to put them.  Thinking.

Using Longer Ones:  Authors sometimes refer to echoes of events that seem to span time and space as “rhymes” when some arrangement of elements repeats itself.  To a certain extent, these can tip off a sense of the divine, but to me, when they are recycled bits of the quotidian I find the result soul-deadening as I think the wisdom that is embedded in humor comes from novelty.  There is only so many times I can make a “funny thing that happened with food” post or “here’s something about my attempts to lose weight’ before I feel it becomes just re-used drivel.   I’m not sure if this is something I can fix, but until I do, the quality of posts I try to prevent here will probably drop as the raw material from which they are fashioned decreases in quality.  While I think there is some rich veins to be mined along the archetypes of oddities I encounter, I’m not exactly sure if that’d fit with the tenor of this blog.  Calling myself in-tune in any way with the profound would be an act of either ignorance or arrogance I don’t wish to suffer so what of the rest?  Thinking.

Some people have told me they have trouble remembering the name of my blog.  For them, I’ve created an alternate address:
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Hope that helps.

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You can now comment through both Disqus and Facebook Connect, meaning you need no other logins to post a comment besides Facebook.  As previously, you may still post anonymously but now your comments will appear in Facebook along with your picture and such appearing in posts if you use Facebook Connect.

I’ve recently learned that I can engage a “turbo mode” on SuburbanAdventure, where users that have Google Gears enabled can get a specially rended version of the web page for apparently “wicked fast rendering”.  Of all things on the Interwebs, I think the blog is quite possibly the least resource intensive with the exception of Eudora webmail or IRC.  If you find that my awesome content is so mind-blowing that it’s brings your Altair 8800 to its knees, I’ll engage “TURBO MODE” so you can strap in and feel the Gs on your 4MHz chip.

To all those who’ve had bacon prepared by me prior to today: I’m sorry.  I sometimes prepare bacon by baking it at 400°F but as I began preparing breakfasts that otherwise required baking I had to move away from that.  I moved to pan frying I kept the surface at 375° and chronically overcooked it.  Today I prepared 3 lbs of it at 325° with no noticable problems.  I promise to do so from now on, and not insult you with burnt bacon.

As I promised many moons ago, I’m going to get my debate and argument site going but first I need a name.  These are some of the one’s both available and vaguely germaine:

Fatmanlogic
Debatewarrior
Logicwarriors
Debateblender
Logicblender
Ragefueledlogic
Rulesofenragement
Dumbcorker
Idiotcorker
Debaterocks

Suggestions?

I’ve gone to camp for about 10 weeks but this summer hope to keep posting at least semi-weekly rather than the month long drought last year. Of course, I don’t think there will be nearly as many plagues and I’ll only have one job. As per an agreement I’ve made, I shant disclose names and need to keep everything reasonably family friendly.