Me: Nice handbag.
Coworker: Thanks… wait that was an insult. What’s wrong with my handbag.
Me: Well, it’s a Penthouse bag.
Coworker: Yeah, doesn’t it look nice.
Me: Do you know what Penthouse is?
Coworker: Yes…. no. *begins typing Penthouse.com into browser, SITE BLOCKED warning comes up.* Oh, no.
Me: You might now want to do that again.
Coworker: It could be something else.
Me: Maybe. *checks on iPhone, finds Penthouse Magazine. Passes to coworker* See it even has the key logo
Coworker: Where’s the key logo?
Me: Look… closer.
Coworker: Oh. Well, you’re a jerk, but a useful jerk.
Me: Thanks, I think.

The joke was on me later when a coworker asked to see my phone and Penthouse Magazine was scrawled across it.

I’m taking some quality time to get rid of some excess stuff that would probably serve someone else far better:

D-Link Wireless Router
Honeywell Fan
Grey Fan
AT&T Headset
2 Wireless Keyboard/Mice
2 Radio Wrist Watch
PS/2 Mouse
Radioshack Headset
USB Secure Digital Card Reader
IR Keyboard
TI Graphlink
In Ear Headphones
Targus PDA Case
4 Small Car Speakers
2 Super 8 Nintendo Controllers
USB Controller Converter

In addition to the above:
30 lbs of Dungeons and Dragon Ver 2.0 source material (mostly Planescape)
3 ATX Computer cases
Vampire: The Masquerade V 1.0 core book
An absolute shit load of 2-4 inch binders in superb condition
18 slide projectors
16 overhead projectors

If you’re interested in any of these, email me.

Joe Naylor brought up the idea of using inflatable sumo suits at camp as an activity.  They’re a mere 3G’s for the suits and the safety mat.  Gha.

Tom, one of my cohorts at camp that is “intensely suspicious” of alternative lifestyles told me something of which he was quite proud:

Tom: Terry, I drove through New Hope today and I didn’t swerve violently towards the curb once.