I was walking to the library from my car in the library parking lot when a kid shoved me and ran into the library.  He was between 20 to 30% of my mass so the shove did little, but someone shoved me, to get past me, into a library.  Who does that?

I’m brushing up on my cryptography and took the recommendations of the Security Now! podcast and looked up The Code Book and Codebreakers.  The latter I had to get on library loan the former was available in my local branch, but in Juvenile Non-Fiction.  I’m trying to figure out how stupid I’m going to look picking out two other cryptography books from the “big kids” section followed by this one from Juvenile Non-Fiction.  It’ll be impossible to pass it off like it’s for someone else unless I try to pull “oh, my kid and I are going through a cryptography phase” thing.  This may not work as the checkout person is a dropout with which I went to high school who has her own brood of failure and probably knows both what juvenile fiction looks like and that me having a kid is a level of stupid beyond farcical.

I could go to a different branch where I probably wouldn’t arouse suspicion or if I did, my visit would be left in the dustbin of history.  I’ll have to think about this one.

I’ve been reading up on modern physics since camp ended to try and get back into the swing things.  After finally figuring out math of Hawking Radiation and how holographic information theory works i broached books with fewer pictures and more equations.

I got most of these texts from the library and as the difficulty level increased the page on which the previous reader left their bookmark decreased.  Each one of these passes left me giddy and reinvigorated and probably helped me finish in a few cases.

I imagine I’m not the only person who gets this feeling of triumph from beating someone else at reading.  I think we should sprinkle fake bookmarks through children’s books as a way to encourage reading and through more advanced works to reward adults for finishing legitimate literature.

I’m planning a route to the Bristol Branch of the Bucks County Library system to grab a Bible so Temple won’t get my 12 dollars in exchange for some shitty annotated version of the King James Bible.  I compared directions with YahooMaps, Google Maps, and Microsoft Streets and Trips.  Everyone gave me a turn-by-turn identical route.  Despite providing exactly the same route Yahoo’s total distance was 14 miles, Google’s was 11.9 miles and MS&T’s was 13.0 miles.  I’m going to take Google’s directions there and Yahoo’s back and see if my car odometer notices.