I’ve received two medications for my back condition.  One of the medications is a muscle relaxant that works too well at moments and the other one is an anti-inflammatory drug that causes drowsiness.  So about three times today, I started nodding off at my chair and my muscles would go slack causing my head to wail against the keyboard and sometimes I snap back to consciousness throw my head up and send daggers down my lower back creating an odd sonic signature.

*snore* *slam* *whoosh* “AAAAAH”.  Oh the wonders of modern pharmacopoeia.