Gift Horse Crackerjacks

I made crackerjacks for my Monday Baked Good and got a largely positive response except for a few people that did the following:

Person: You know *chomp chomp chomp*, this isn’t technically a baked good.
Me: *Shouting over the sound of their munching* Why not?
Person: Well, *chomp chomp* you didn’t really bake *chomp chomp chomp* it.
Me: *Avoiding getting between person and crackerjacks for fear of losing finger* It went in the oven for over an hour.
Person: *Chomp chomp* eh… I still think it’s cheating. *TakesĀ  1/2 lb chunk and leaves*

Good to know their purity of purpose didn’t get in the way of them eating four pounds of crackerjacks.