Naked big breasted women don't just fall out of the sky

I got into an argument with the girl who sits to chairs to my right and I got into an argument over the large non-functional belt.  She claimed that it had a perfect use as a blending accessory, I said it looked ridiculous.  I also stated I hate the front hair curl that’s become popular.  Once again she said she liked it and was going to wear her hair that way on Thursday along with a giant non-functional belt.  While she’s quite attractive, I fear a monster may enter class on Thursday but on the plus side, if this reverse psychology bears through, I’m going to vent my anger at women who wear deep plunging neck lines, push up bras and ribbon thongs.