All good food is based on a crime

TJ and I went to the Great American for either a late dinner or early breakfast and finished it off with pie.  The pie came out with a scoop each of vanilla and chocolate ice cream arranged as eyes of a simple smiley face and the pie itself as a nose.  The server indicated that it was his own creation and stated he needed a name, to which I responded “black eye pie”, I was somewhat scared by the enthusiastic response he gave and we indicated that the pie was good.  I hope it’s added so I can return with a sharpie and add “A Wife Beater’s Favorite!” to all the menus.  Having it served with a bent fork shaped like a frown and blueberry syrup as tears would nicely complete the ensemble.