Like an amoeba but ugly

Every day I take the train I return on the 4:00 PM R3 and there is a morbidly obese women that sits at the train station and reads trashy romance novels.  Today, I returned from taking a final and in her place I saw two women with the same color hair sitting in the spot of the obese women and I thought to myself “Oh my God, she’s gotten so big she’s finally divided!”