Dad’s jean collection for the most part consists of things that lie somewhere between “rugged” and “vapor” so for Christmas I decided to get him some jeans. Â To not give away the secret I looked through the laundry to find the smallest pair knowing it’d be my father’s. Â I found a beat up pair of 32 x 29s and quickly purchased a number of pairs and put the laundry back in my dad’s hamper. Â This morning, my brother’s girlfriend was unable to find the pair of jeans she threw in my brother’s laundry and I quickly realized I had 4 incoming pairs of jeans that would fit no one in my house but my brother’s girlfriend. Â I found out that Chris Lutz wears a 32 x 30 and figure I can unroll the cuff to cover the difference. Â No one tell him from where the secret bounty of denim he received for Christmas came.