Hm… What beats marriage?

I’ve been upstaged!  On my first day back to work I expected to be showed with roses and fine chocolates as Terry, Banisher of Confusion and Bringer of Enlightenment, but no, one of my coworkers had to go and get engaged, so all today was “Hey Ter- Oh my God that’s beautiful engagement ring”.  I will not take this injustice lightly.  When she tells everyone she’s getting married, BAM! Nobel Prize in Atlatlry, heh heh heh.