Treadmill Tested

I got my treadmill today, and I believe I’ve gotten more than I bargained for.  It weighs 293 lbs and has a track wide enough to test the turning radius of a dirt bike.  During the Herculean effort to put it in my room my brother determined that the primary health effect was in trying to move the damnable thing.  We’ll be seeking a reduction in home owner’s insurance as with it in place my home is less likely to be blown or float away.