Blow me, be a winner

I’m really growing attached to the “Be A Winner” Stationary BMS has given us.  When I got a note that said “Samples do not meet spec, redo” with “Be a Winner” under it, I wasn’t offended.  I think HR should use these when dispensing employees:
-“Johnson, you’re fired”, “Be a Winner”
-“Your project budget has been rejected”, “Be a Winner”
-“Turns out those monkeys did have AIDS”, “Be a Winner”