The local Acme stocks a number of handicapped staffers and today one wasn’t paying attention and prevent angry-old-woman from leaving her parking spot on one side, she yells something at him and pulls out to drive in the direction I’m walking.  In the spirit of defending the defenseless, I immediately walk to the center of the lane and start dragging my left foot gimply, and she begins beeping.  I start looking in all direction but hers and resume walking, this time slower and dropping my head a bit.  Tards of the world, unite!